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The Queen of Nothing

inspired by the art of Micah Ulrich

I just spent $10 on a large coffee

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when you pull up ADP wage calculator to see how much money you’d make if you didn’t call out. that’s when you know it’s over

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

[LOUD]turn it down seriously

this was it LMAO

VERY NSFW

I fucking love these videos

This is un-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐-acceptable. The vending machine, broke, and robbed me of my 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 and now I can't work properly without my 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓛𝓪𝔂𝓼™. I wanna (𝔰𝔦𝔯) speak to your manager (𝖘𝖎𝖗) 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮!

🅂🄸🅁, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.

Oh, 𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖! I'm so-ɦօ sorry, if you're not the 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂, then, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🄵🅄🄲🄺 𝔦𝔰? Because all I see is you ⓟⓐⓝⓢⓨ-⃝ⓐⓢⓢ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with 𝕒𝕟𝕪 bit of responsibility? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭?

What's a 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚊ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴀ 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖔 to ⒼⒺⓉ ⓈⓄⓂⒺ 🅵🆁🅸🆃🅾-

it’s actually crazy to me that I’m starting a new job tomorrow. like first thing in the morning I’m going to go to my new job. and then in the evening I’m going to the job I’m going to quit because It was one of the two days I was scheduled this week. and I have to tell them that I’m going to quit in two weeks.

I need an evil dead tattoo. NOW‼️

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LMAO I WAS KIDDING

feel like tell story when look at someone blog who talk about disabilities and accept all and stuff like that but then look for anything even mention intellectual disability and is nothing , not even vague positivity .

those is people that most scare try say anything to because will probably just assume intellectual disability and internet not mix , so anyone with intellectual disability on internet is fake person , or assume have same intelligence competence abilities just because online .

feel like people not understand what means and think just little hard to learn or everything impossible ever , for every single person .

oooooo and the dispo is doing a nice discount today and I was gonna buy more weed anyway let’s goooooo!!!!!!!!

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I have a 2nd interview tomorrow that job I wanted so hopefully they tell me at the end of the interview if they want me or not bc if I have to wait another 3 weeks I'm gonna go bananas

OKAY WELL THE HIRING MANAGER JUST CALLED ME LIKE AN HOUR LATER TO OFFER ME A JOB SO IM DOING ONBOARDING TOMORROW MORNING……..LOL

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